Taxi JokesHere are some of my favourite taxi related Jokes, not the most politically correct but i really don't care... we are all to PC anyway these days! Don't you think??
Get reading, i've got the meter running......
Japanese Tourist Gets a Cab
A Japanese man who went to London sightseeing.
On the final day of his holiday, he called a cab to the airport.
During the journey, a Nissan drove past the cab. Thereupon, the man leaned forward excitedly and shouted, "Nissan, very fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota zoomed past the cab. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and shouted, " Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the cab. For the third time, the the man leaned forward excitedly and shouted, ", Mitsubishi! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little irritated, but he kept quiet... this went on for quite some time. Finally, the cab arrived at the airport.
The fare was £150... The Japanese man exclaimed, "Wah?... so expensive!"
The driver replied, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"
The Irish Taxi Driver
The Irish taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he had a policeman beside him.
"Name?"
"Brendan O'Connor."
"Same as mine. Where are you from?"
"County Cork.
"Same as me......"
The policeman paused with his pen in the air.
"Hold on a moment, I need to have a few words with this fella that ran into the back of your cab."
The Texan Passenger
A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Royal York the Texan asked the cab driver "What's that building there?" "That's the Royal York Hotel" replied the cabbie. "The Royal York? How long did it take to build that?" asked the Texan. "About 12 years" replied the cabbie.
"12 years? We build 'em twice as high, twice as wide and four times as long down in Texas, and we do that in six months."
A while later the cab driver makes his was past the Metro-Toronto Convention Centre. "What's that building over there?" asked the Texan. "That's the Metro-Toronto Convention Centre" replied the cabbie. "Convention Centre? How long'd it take to build that?" asked the Texan. "About three years" replied the cabbie. "Three years? We build 'em twice as high, three times as long and four times as wide as that down in Texas, and it only takes us about two weeks."
Shortly thereafter the cabbie drives past the CN Tower. "What's that building there?" asks the Texan, pointing at the tower. "Danged if I know" replied the cabbie, "It wasn't here when I drove by yesterday."
And Finally...This isn't a joke as such but still funny...
I hope you liked these Taxi Jokes, i will post more soon!
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